1. You never have to worry about a pirate having a midlife crisis and running off to sail the world.
2. All that swashbuckling is great for a buff upper body.
3. Sword fighting is great for the buns – think of all those lunges!
4. Pirates always have sexy stubble at a perfect length.
5. Pirates can hold their liquor. No self-respecting pirate drinks a few ales and winds up snoring on the couch.
6. Pirates really know what to do with their swords…get your minds out the gutter, folks!
7. Pirates know how to sweep a girl off her feet…often in the most literal sense!
8. A pirate knows his way around with only the stars and a compass to guide him…no annoying “Tom Tom” voice bossing him around.
9. Pirates never choose mowing the lawn over ravishing their women.
10. Last, but not least, have I mentioned Captain Jack Sparrow...swooning as I type...
What are your favorite reasons to love a pirate????
7 comments:
Awesome list Wendy/Tara!!! Not sure I can add anything to it... I love pirates because they are historical bad boys, and its fun to explore their more redeeming qualities... Pirate are dead sexy... Love their swords! HUGS and I can't wait for your release!
LOVE it!!! I love pirate because there's something wickedly sexy about a man who can look dashing in a puffy shirt! Great post! Good luck with your novella!
Loved the list, and I didn't even know you have an alter ego! As for pirates - it's the boots! I love those over-the-knee pirate boots and tight pants. Aaargh!!
Eliza - can't wait for your new release, too. A Pirate's Bounty looks spectacular!
Amy - ah, the infamous puffy shirt...now I'm thinking about Jerry Seinfeld instead of Johnny Depp...gotta get back into Jack Sparrow mode!
Alison - Tara's "new"...I feel like Sybil with all these personalities...she's very different from Victoria with her Civil War rogues ;)
I agree with Liza - they make bad boys look good. :) I don't usually like to see a man in an earring, but one dangling from a pirates ear is tantalizying. YUMMMMM AND they love to resuce heroines. :)
I love the way they like to ravish heroines, Paisley ;)
Yep, they sure do make great bad boy heroes...and they're so much fun to reform!
Hi Victoria, I don't usually go for guys with dark features but I can't resist a swarthy pirate. There seems to be an air of mystery about them, they seem so reckless and fearless. OK, I better quit for now and go watch some Johnny Depp and Orlando Bloom.
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